FUNNIES IN 6 WORDS PART II

My recent entry, "FUNNIES IN 6 WORDS" have generated quite a buzz. I'd like to thank my friend Yulia for telling me about the article on WIRED and for pushing me to write my own humourous take on the 6 word stories.

She too has a collection of stories in 6 words but hers are not so much funny as it is darkly morbid... so we have decided not to share them here for fear that it might give some impressionable young minds, some of whom may have accidentally stumbled onto my blog while in search of porn, some wrong ideas that may screw them up (perhaps more than they already are...) in the later stages of their lives.

But here are some less morbid contributions from others on their 6 word stories.

Artist or Madman? "What's his networth?"

* From teyk

"Why? I already decorated your grave..."
* From Eric Bonhomme, manager of Saharadja (not sure if this is morbid... or thoughtful.)

And here's a new collection of my funnies in 6 words. Hope you'll enjoy them as much as the last one.

Breakfast - beans. Elevator - crowded. Stomach - rumbling...

Died. Didn't follow light. Got lost.

Read his mind. Came out blank.

Read her mind. Came out confused.

Christmas. Party. Dark. Mistletoe. Kiss. Moustache?