TOP TEN SIGNS THE SUSHI YOU ATE WAS RADIOACTIVE

10. The sushi bar is run by an unusually large number of ex-KGB type Russians

9. The sushi is served on a 5-inch lead plate

8. The wasabi is an unusual neon green colour

7. The next morning, you can climb walls and develop spider sense... or in your case, fish sense...

6. You turn green when you're angry... and people won't like it when you're angry

5. Your body's so hot you can pop microwave popcorn by just touching the bag

4. You go swimming and the pool turns into a hot spring

3. You realize you now have a fully functioning tail

2. Everytime you fart, you see a mushroom cloud coming out of your ass

1. Your pee glows in the dark