TOP TEN SIGNS THE GUARDPOST YOU'RE AT IS HAUNTED

10. The nickname given to the guardpost is Hell's Gate

9. The officer beside you gets deployed to cleaning the choked up toilets in the jail cells and he says, "Phew"

8. You get deployed to the guardpost and your colleagues hum the Twilight Zone theme song

7. Instead of normal ammo, they issue you with silver bullets

6. Instead of the standard issue boots, they allow you to wear running shoes

5. Instead of dropping you off at your post, they drop you in the middle of the road and tell you to walk the rest of the way there

4. You see a tour bus parked beside your post... and it belonged to "Mr Midnight Haunted Tours & Travels"

3. You arrive at your post and you find holy water, a cross, all the holy books and chinese talismans in a glass case with the words "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY"

2. You open the cabinet labelled "Communication Equipment" in your post and you find an Ouija Board

1. Stephen King called... wants to interview you after your shift ends