SEND BIGFOOZ TO WATCH LETTERMAN LIVE IN NY CAMPAIGN

I'm starting this campaign which I hope, in time, will eventually see me off to New York to see the Late Show with David Letterman live at the Ed Sullivan Theatre. How are you going to help me achieve this? Tell you what... surprise me.

Till that happens, I will do my version of the TOP TEN (for those of you unfamiliar with this, you can visit David Letterman's TOP TEN site at http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/)

Since we are still in the National Day mood here, this week's topic will be:

TOP TEN SIGNS THEY SPENT LESS ON FIREWORKS THIS YEAR

10. You find a box of sparklers in your goodie bag with the words "just in case you were expecting more"

9. You find an usually high number of christmas lights where the fireworks are supposed to be

8. The only coloured fireworks they had... was grey.

7. You find yourself coated in toxic sulphuric ash after the fireworks display

6. The Civil Defence hazardous chemicals team suddenly sound the alarm and evacuates everyone

5. The roads around the fireworks display are not jammed with stationary cars

4. The fireworks were launched from the artillery gun used for the 21-Gun Presidential Salute

3. The fireworks smelled like burnt cow poo

2. Instead of a loud bang, all you hear is "pffssstt...."

1. They bought chinese firecrackers instead