TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO FIND A NEW JOB

10. When your new namecards arrive, the designation is correct but has someone else's name

9. They re-arranged the structure of the office space... and forgot your cubicle

8. The cleaning lady leaves empty cartons by your desks and shakes her head in pity everytime she sees you walk by

7. Your desk calendar has the words "LAST DAY" scribbled at the end of the month... and it's not by you.

6. Whenever a meeting ends, your colleagues walk up to you and say, "All the best, keep in touch yar?"

5. You get moved to the basement office... which really is just a broom closet.

4. In the broom closet, you found party supplies and a banner that says "FAREWELL BIGFOOZ"

3. You pick up your office phone and the voice on the other end says, "You're still here?!"

2. In your performance report, your boss writes, "What performance?"

1. Your screensaver has a scrolling marquee that says, "You're Fired".

If you liked the above, then send me to New York. How? Figure something out. Please?