TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE HEADED FOR A BREAK-UP

10. She seems to have more than her fair share of headaches in bed

9. You realize that your name in her mobile has been changed to “A%&HOLE”

8. You find embarrassing pictures of yourself posted in her blog under the subject heading - "My Loser Boyfriend"

7. Her answering machine's pre-recorded message is changed to "This is Jane and I'm not home now. And if you see my loser boyfriend, tell him to return my bloody keys"

6. You forget your anniversary... and she’s ok with it

5. She is the one who forgets the anniversary

4. You friends tell you they saw her personal ad on LoveMatch.com.

3. You call her and you hear Barry White playing in the background...

2. She doesn’t throw a fit when you say you want to go to Hooters with the boys

1. She is the one who wants to go to Hooters... alone.