THE RESURRECTION

It's been ages since I was last here. I'm not even sure if I should be resurrecting my blog. Or why I am resurrecting it begin with. I guess I kinda miss the adulation of the 10 odd people that visit my blog regularly... a long, long time ago. I'm kidding... I'm kidding.

Seriously... I really do miss writing for people who actually enjoy my convoluted, inane and bizarre brand of humour. God knows why they do. Perhaps it's like those self-made sex videos... people say it's wrong and disgusting and stupid and meaningless but they just can't help bluetoothing stuff to their mobile phones because they're... "intrigued". They watch it chance they get... every single hour of every of every single day, analyzing each scene, poring through every detail...

Or is it just me?

Now before you go off thinking I'm some depraved sex fiend... let me assure you that I'm just kidding. Just merely trying to illustrate a point with my convoluted, inane and bizarre brand of humour. Seriously.

Well, before I sink deeper into this quicksand I've foolishly walked myself into, I guess I should give a brief update on what has happened with my life in the recent couple of months. In a nutshell, I've...

- Gone back to the daily grind

- Got myself a car (and a 10 year loan that's going to be a bitch to pay off)

- Gotten a tad too busy with work (which I'm sure you've noticed... seeing my absence here)

- No longer much time to exercise... not that I did much of that previously anyways

- Gone up one waist size... well, maybe slightly more. Alright, alright... slightly is an understatement...

- Shirts still fit great... when I don't exhale, that is

- Realize that I can turn shirt buttons into projectiles if I do exhale... hard

- Fallen in love with HEROES

- Decided that my superpower... is my acute sense of smell (it's true. I can smell Popeye's Chicken from two floors down. One day I'm sure that power will come to better use)

- Realized that the best way to eat Popeye's Chicken soft biscuits is with Nutella. Lots... of Nutella.

- Realized that all the Popoeye's Chicken and Nutella... is the cause of me going up one waist size

- Organised a nationwide search for the next teenage singing sensation

- Realized how old I am after being surrounded by so many teenagers

- Desperately tried to fit in with these young kids and am trying all their new fangled toys... like Facebook

- Gone on Facebook and am now addicted to Scrabulous. Unfortunely, no one wants to play with me anymore cos I always kick their ass. Damn it...

And the best thing that happened to me in the last 8 months?

- Got a cute little nephew who's now coming to five month old

This is my first post in a long long time. Hopefully it won't be my last.